My Code Is Safe From Sql Inj

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2 months ago 103,309 views 0 shares

My Code Is Safe From SQL Injection

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Oh look, it's the classic "I'm totally protected" delusion! 🤣 The soldier (labeled "My code") is proudly standing there like "nothing to see here!" while completely ignoring that SQL injection attacks are LITERALLY RAINING DOWN on the poor database sleeping behind them. It's like putting up an umbrella with holes and saying "I'm dry!" Meanwhile, your database is getting absolutely drenched in malicious queries. Security by ignorance isn't a feature, it's a countdown to disaster! Your database is just lying there, accepting its tragic fate while you do jazz hands at the problem.

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