Mongo is not meant for that..

Startup life in a nutshell! You sign up thinking you'll be one cog in a well-oiled machine, but three weeks in you're suddenly the entire engineering department, DevOps team, and occasional office plant waterer. Nothing says "career growth" like frantically Googling how to configure AWS while simultaneously fixing production bugs and pitching to investors. The classic startup journey: from "I'm not in the team" to "I AM the team" faster than you can say "we're pivoting our business model." The only thing missing from this meme is the haunted look in your eyes when someone asks "who's handling the database migration?"

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Oh how the tables have turned! 😂 Remember 2020? Companies were practically THROWING money and training at anyone who could spell "HTML." Fast forward to 2024 and they want you to be a walking tech encyclopedia with 10 years experience in tools that existed for 5, security clearance higher than the president, and they'll generously offer you $22/hour for the privilege! The tech hiring pendulum swung so hard it broke off and flew into space! The best part? That job posting expired before they even finished typing their impossible wishlist!

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Ah yes, the classic client scope creep. First panel: "Make me a portfolio website?" Simple enough, just slap some HTML and CSS together, maybe a touch of JavaScript. Second panel: "Now make me a simple store. How hard can it be?" Suddenly you need React, MySQL, authentication, payment processing, and whatever that circuit diagram is supposed to be. Probably the client's "simple" idea for a recommendation algorithm that "just works like Amazon's but better." It's like asking someone to build a doghouse and then casually requesting they add an infinity pool and home theater while they're at it. Because you know, how hard can it be?