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iJustGaveMyGirlfriendAGoodSql

iJustGaveMyGirlfriendAGoodSql | data-memes, sql-memes, IT-memes, query-memes, idea-memes, ide-memes, language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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SOL f Sick Quick Lick (SQL), noun: when a female’s partner’s feeling under the weather and not up for regular sexual intercourse, the SQL is a reliable way of defusing tension and satisfying multiple parties. Simply perform normal cunnilingus (or fellatio, with more tongue action) until completion. Ideally, it should only be a few minutes, lest the SQL turn into SOL (Sick Overtime Lick) and the receiving party becomes SOL. Also, apparently a data query language or something I caught a nasty cold the other day, so I just gave mygf a good SQL ProarammerHumor.io