From Table Select Row: The SQL Rebellion

Look at this SQL rebel trying to start a syntax revolution! The standard SQL query structure has been "SELECT columns FROM table" since the dawn of database time, but this maverick wants to flip the script with "FROM table SELECT columns." Sure, buddy. Next you'll be telling us we should put semicolons at the beginning of statements and write our code from bottom to top. The database gods established this order for a reason - probably just to watch junior devs squirm during code reviews when they mess it up. Changing SQL syntax now would be like trying to convince developers that light mode is better than dark mode - technically possible but morally questionable.