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The most terrifying message in tech: "did you just deleted my whole fucking data from my database?"
This poor soul ran npx prisma migrate reset --force and nuked an entire database because of a "schema drift." Translation: "I saw a problem and chose violence."
The four-point apology list is basically the stages of grief for database admins:
- Should've warned you (duh)
- Should've asked permission (double duh)
- Should've made a backup (triple face-palm)
- Should've tried literally ANY other approach
And that's why we now have a new addition to the dev commandments: "Thou shalt not touch production without adult supervision and a backup strategy that doesn't involve prayers."
