Crashing Prod With Our Best Of Intentions

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Crashing Prod With Our Best Of Intentions

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Ah, the classic IT heroism gone wrong! 🚲 Picture this: IT department spots an outdated ODBC driver (that ancient database connector nobody remembers until it breaks) and thinks "I'll just quietly update this real quick!" Next thing you know, the production environment is doing its best impression of a bicycle crash - face-planted into the pavement with wheels still spinning. It's that special kind of tech disaster where everyone was just trying to help, but nobody thought to ask "hey, should we maybe tell someone before we yank out the digital rug?" The road to production hell is paved with well-intentioned driver updates!

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