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POV: You're a time-traveling cyborg assassin hunting down the mother of the future resistance leader, but the phone book just hit you with the most DEVASTATING database query result of your mechanical life. Multiple "Connor Sarah" entries? MULTIPLE?!
The Terminator really thought he could just do a simple SELECT * FROM phonebook WHERE last_name = 'Connor' AND first_name = 'Sarah' and call it a day. But NOPE! Turns out Sarah Connor is basically the "John Smith" of 1984 Los Angeles. No unique constraints, no primary keys, just pure chaos.
Skynet really sent this man back in time without implementing proper search filters or at LEAST a middle name field. Amateur hour database design from the future's most advanced AI. Should've indexed that table better, buddy! 🤖
