a ninja Rockstar is born (x-post /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

When your bank is clearly run by developers who forgot to replace placeholder values. "Your null has been shipped" is what happens when someone's database query fails silently and the template just rolls with it. That poor null value is now traveling through the postal system, desperately searching for the address they have "on file." Good luck tracking that card—it exists in the void between undefined and non-existent. At least they were kind enough to let you know about their spectacular failure!

Content Opens new Jira ticket, performance issue, SLA of 3 secs not met. QA testing 1,50,000 records, when max expected use case was 5,000 records made with mematic ProdrammerHumor.io

Content h1HelloWorldh1 Nice password! Your password is hack-resistant. Your password does not appear in any databases of leaked passwords Your password will be bruteforced with an average home computer in approximately.... 10000 centuries

Content MuSQL SELECT.....3 SUBQUERY....2 JOII veLeTE...5 ALTER.... .......8 ORD UPDATE.....7 INSERT...4 DROP...........9 GRO CREATE ...10 HAV: EXCUSE ME, GRANDPA. ARE YOU WAITING FOR YOUR ORDER? INSERT... .... 4 (CREATE...... NO, HE IS WAITING! I'M NEXT AFTER HIM. 10 MINUTES BEFORE f MysQ ONE SELECT FROM VERY BIG TABLE, ADD 8 JOINS, 5 SUBQUERIES AND ONE GROUP BY. NO INDEXES, PLEASE! I'M ALLERGIC TO THEM. SELECT.....3 DELETE SUBQUERy.....2 J .. 5 ALTER... ..8 UPDATE37 DROP... INSERT....4 ........9 OF GI CREATE... ...10 ProgrammerHumor.

Content When in doubt it Quit

Content Scaring the hell out of a ton of devs with a fake video of a GPT wrapper in action And then disappearing from the internet afterwards O RLY? cognitionlabs