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The Holy Grail Of Document Parsing
AI Programming Databases
1 month ago 120.1K views 0 shares
The Holy Grail Of Document Parsing
Ah, the eternal dev dream: "Can AI just handle all this data conversion crap so I don't have to?" Meanwhile, every developer who's spent weeks building custom parsers for legacy government PDFs is quietly sobbing in the corner. The real treasury isn't money—it's the sanity we lost converting Excel to JSON. Pro tip: if you want to feel true pain, try parsing a PDF that was originally a scanned document from 1997 that someone converted to Word and then back to PDF again.

The Data Cake Of Broken Dreams
Databases Programming Debugging Backend
1 month ago 99.7K views 0 shares
The Data Cake Of Broken Dreams
Client: "Our data is very organized and clean!" Developer: *receives a pile of crumbled chocolate cupcakes with random file formats scattered around* The expectation vs. reality gap in data handoffs is the tech world's greatest practical joke. Clients envision their data as this adorable, well-groomed dog cake with perfect frosting roses, while developers get what looks like someone dropped the cake in a parking lot and then tried to fix it with a spatula and blind optimism. And of course, they've sprinkled in some Excel, XML, TXT, and PDF files because why use one consistent format when you can use four incompatible ones? Nothing says "professional data management" like a digital version of a dessert crime scene.

Times Have Changed
Linux
1 month ago 56.1K views 0 shares
timesHaveChanged | hardware-memes, devs-memes, pdf-memes, network-memes, IT-memes, startup-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Startups then "Yeah we built the OS in our garage. You want better hardware? We'll build it this weekend" "How did I bootstrap? Just drove a taxi nights and weekends" "PMF? I just called up people from Yellowbooks until I found a problem worth solving" Startups now "oh this? its just a side project, i call it github" "being a founder is so hard, ive been attending 4 networking parties a day" "we have a pdf, we're raising 5 mil" "we hired 20 devs, we expect to find PMF in 6 months" "we bought the domain name and set up a DAO, brainstorming product ideas now"

Clean And Optimized Code
Programming
1 month ago 23.0K views 0 shares
cleanAndOptimizedCode | code-memes, pdf-memes, feature-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] WE NEED TO WRITE CLEAN OPTIMIZED CODE SURE THING. WE ALSO NEED TO SHIP THIS FEATURE IN 3 DAYS. THAT RESUME.PDF

Stop Doing Github
Linux Backend
2 months ago 32.7K views 0 shares
stopDoingGithub | coding-memes, developer-memes, code-memes, program-memes, git-memes, github-memes, pdf-memes, cli-memes, fork-memes, IT-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] STOP DOING GITHUB PROGRAMS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE SECRET CLUBS. e YEARS OF DOUBLECLICK RUN yet NO REALWORLD USE FOUND for sharing code. e Wanted to share text anyway for a laugh We had a tool for that it was called PDF FILES e Yes please give me a .py file. Please open a PULL REQUEST for me. Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged LOOK at what Developers have been demanding for your Respect for all this time with commits that make as much sense as hieroglyphics This is REAL coding done by REAL developers 227 Hello would like a fork to execute please They have played us for absolute fools

Step1 In Redesigning With Ai
Frontend
2 months ago 14.7K views 0 shares
step1InRedesigningWithAI | web-memes, design-memes, website-memes, requirements-memes, performance-memes, pdf-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content I want you to redesign the website for better performance BUT make sure to include a bit of bluh bluh bluh bluh and make sure the app is bluh bluh bluh fast. Follow my exact bluh bluh requirements. Keep the design bluh bluh bluh simple yet bluh bluh elegant Got it. Resignation Letter.pdf PDF

Watch Me
Programming
3 months ago 10.3K views 0 shares
watchMe | pdf-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content READMEMD READMETXT README.PDF READTEMPA

We follow the best practices.
Linux
4 months ago 12.5K views 0 shares
We follow the best practices. | data-memes, excel-memes, pdf-memes, cli-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content HOW THE CLIENT DESCRIBED THEIR DATA E Excel TXT THEIR DATA PDF DataScience.vin

Still Better Than Libre Office
Programming Microsoft
5 months ago 9.8K views 0 shares
stillBetterThanLibreOffice | image-memes, pdf-memes, microsoft-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content unintentionelle ellewasamistake gotta respect the longevity of microsoft word. nothing about it works and it's still the standard. want to move an image? go to hell. edit a pdf? edit your expectations. ignore a spelling mistake? how about suck my dick. that'll be 150

found in introduction to python pdf in my university
Python Debugging Backend
7 months ago 13.2K views 0 shares
found in introduction to python pdf in my university | programmer-memes, code-memes, python-memes, program-memes, bug-memes, pdf-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content That's Tony, our top programmer. His code is always perfect and bug free! I just don't know how he does it.

Why Img2 Pdf Why
Debugging Testing
8 months ago 9.2K views 0 shares
whyImg2PdfWhy | data-memes, string-memes, list-memes, image-memes, pdf-memes, error-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When a user gives us a list of image filepaths, and one of the filepaths is invalid, what should happen? img2pdf Throw an error that tells the user the filepath is invalid Ignore it and continue with the next image Interpret the filepath string itself as image data, and then throw an error because it's not valid image data img2pdf

Is This Doing Research
Programming
10 months ago 11.7K views 0 shares
isThisDoingResearch | pdf-memes, search-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Downloading printing out 100 pdfs and then not reading them Me alshlyapinz Is this doing research?