C#: The Ultimate Image Editor

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C#: The Ultimate Image Editor

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WHO NEEDS PHOTOSHOP WHEN YOU HAVE C# CONSOLE APPS?! Some absolute MADLAD just recreated the Milad Tower using nothing but console.WriteLine() statements and color changes! That's right - forget your fancy graphics software with their "intuitive interfaces" and "reasonable workflows" - just slam out 500 lines of console output with precise ASCII characters and watch your masterpiece emerge! The sheer AUDACITY of spending hours meticulously crafting this monstrosity instead of just... you know... using literally ANY image editor. This is the programming equivalent of building the Eiffel Tower out of toothpicks when there's a perfectly good 3D printer RIGHT THERE. I'm simultaneously horrified and impressed.

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