The romance manga we never asked for but secretly needed: "C-senpai and the Memory Management Disaster."
That awkward moment when you're trying to flirt with C programming but end up with a segmentation fault. The C language is literally offering pointers while warning about manual memory management - the ultimate toxic relationship in programming.
After 20 years of coding, I still wake up in cold sweats thinking about dangling pointers. Rust developers are just C programmers who finally went to therapy.