Behold the legendary "Blame" tab sitting right next to "Code" in what appears to be a C++ parser file with a staggering 54,301 lines. The perfect embodiment of programming reality! When your parser file hits 50k+ lines, you don't just need version control—you need an entire accountability system to figure out who created this monstrosity. The tab might as well be labeled "Who do we hunt down when this crashes in production?" Truly the most honest UI feature in development history.
The Blame Game: 54,301 Reasons To Panic
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