Should I tell Her

Starting with Python's galaxy brain energy, descending through Java's merely brilliant neural activity, then C++'s dimming consciousness as you realize you're managing memory manually. Scratch brings us to the enlightened toddler phase where you're dragging colorful blocks around. And finally, we reach peak transcendence with command blocks in Minecraft—where you've ascended beyond traditional programming into a realm of redstone logic and block-based sorcery that somehow feels both incredibly powerful and deeply questionable at the same time. The progression from "I write elegant code" to "I literally program inside a video game" is a journey we all respect but don't necessarily understand.

Visual Studio trying to convince us that "ass" is undefined when we all know it's the most well-defined part of the human anatomy. The IDE's prudish error checking is basically the digital equivalent of your grandma covering your eyes during movie kissing scenes. Nice try, Microsoft. We'll just rename it to "posterior" and pretend we're being professional.

The eternal C++ vs Python speed debate in its natural habitat! Sure, your friend wrote 100x more code and probably spent 3 days debugging memory leaks just to shave off milliseconds that nobody would notice. Meanwhile, you're chilling with your 10 lines of Python that does the same job and was written during your coffee break. But hey, congrats on those nanosecond optimizations that will definitely matter when calculating how many pizzas to order for the office party! 🔥

The irony of Bjarne Stroustrup—you know, just the guy who created C++ —having only one green square on his GitHub contribution graph is chef's kiss material. Recruiters everywhere are frantically updating their "red flags" documentation. Meanwhile, the person who invented the language that powers half the world's critical infrastructure would probably get auto-rejected by the ATS systems he helped make possible. Next interview question: "So, Mr. Stroustrup, what would you say you actually do here?"

The paranoia is real. Nothing says "trust issues" like wrapping your calculator in parentheses just to make absolutely sure it calculates 2+3*4 as 2+(3*4) instead of (2+3)*4. That's the difference between getting 14 and 20, and I'm not taking any chances with my code logic. The calculator says it follows PEMDAS, but do I believe it? Absolutely not. Those extra parentheses are basically the programming equivalent of wearing both a belt AND suspenders.

You know that special feeling when you're walking through your C codebase and suddenly realize you've been trampling all over memory you shouldn't have touched? Yeah, that's the one. Stepping in undefined behavior is like stepping in dog crap – you don't always notice it immediately, but once you do, the smell follows you everywhere. The worst part? You can't just wipe it off. Now you're debugging CSIDESCISSING HARD DATA CLAIMS, which is basically C's way of saying "congratulations, you've corrupted memory so badly that even your error messages are having a stroke." Segfaults, corrupted stacks, random crashes three functions away from where you actually screwed up – welcome to manual memory management, where the compiler trusts you completely and you absolutely should not be trusted.