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Content What we think supervillains look like: What supervillains actually look like: Ethan Zuckerman, the man responsible for inventing pop-up ads, has apologized to the world for creating one of the Internets most hated forms of advertising! KNOW THE WORLD

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of modern development! First frame: "Vibe Coding" - that blissful state where you're just writing whatever feels right, no tests, no reviews, just pure coding ecstasy! ✨ Second frame: *puts on glasses* "VULNERABILITY AS A SERVICE" - SUDDENLY you can see the horrifying security nightmares lurking in your beautiful code! It's like getting dressed for a hot date only to realize you've been wearing a "HACK ME PLEASE" t-shirt the entire time! 💀 The glasses of reality are BRUTAL, honey! One minute you're living your best coding life, the next you're basically running an all-you-can-exploit buffet for hackers!

The programming community's favorite pastime: creating yet another language nobody asked for! Imagine taking JavaScript's type coercion, PHP's inconsistent naming conventions, C++'s memory management, Python's GIL, and Java's verbosity—then mashing them into one horrific Frankenstein's monster of a language. The compiler would generate 200 warnings just to print "Hello World" and the documentation would be written exclusively in regex. The only thing more terrifying than using this language would be explaining it during a job interview.

Content You get a tech job You ask for the documentation for an internal project They tell you "there is no documentation, just look at the code" The code has no comments The variable names are 3 letter long acronyms Most files are 2000 lines of code

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Content Are you a Hacker? I have idea for u, Hack a bank account and give me 50 We both get profit How is idea? Hi Hi Don't use my idea. Hey