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The digital ouroboros is complete. This code reads itself, asks GPT to improve it, overwrites itself with the AI's response, then executes the new version. It's basically code that tells AI "make me better" then immediately runs whatever the AI spits out. I've seen enough horror movies to know exactly how this ends. Some junior dev is going to run this, step away for coffee, and return to find their laptop has ordered itself RGB gaming peripherals and is writing a manifesto.

The ancestors are not impressed. While generations of family members hoped their descendant would continue the genetic legacy, they're instead witnessing the 4AM debugging session of a semicolon error that took six hours to find. The disappointed spectators from beyond have front-row seats to watch another Friday night sacrificed at the altar of Stack Overflow instead of actual human interaction. Priorities, am I right? The family tree ends with a perfectly indented code tree.

JavaScript: where errors silently build a stairway to hell while you smile, blissfully unaware. The C++ dev gets crushed by compiler errors immediately. Meanwhile, the JavaScript dev happily skips along, building an entire application on a foundation of runtime disasters that won't reveal themselves until production. Nothing like that special feeling when your JS code runs perfectly the first time... right before it spectacularly implodes when a user clicks a button.

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