Screams In Compiler Errors

When your therapist underestimates the psychological damage of learning German syntax in programming...

For the uninitiated, this meme shows what C would look like if Germans designed it - with terrifying function names like "druckef" instead of "printf" and "zurück" instead of "return."

The real horror isn't just the German words - it's that someone actually created this monstrosity and made it syntactically valid. Imagine debugging this at 3 AM with a deadline in 4 hours. The stuff of nightmares!

Your compiler errors would probably come with extra efficiency and no sense of humor whatsoever.