Integer Overflow: When Being Bad Breaks The System

The perfect metaphor for what happens when you're such a terrible person that you break the data type itself. In programming, integer overflow occurs when a number exceeds its allocated memory space and wraps around to negative values. This guy was so awful that his "badness" score went beyond the maximum negative value and wrapped right back to appearing positive – giving him the biggest halo in heaven.

It's like that one dev who writes such horrific code that the static analyzer crashes and reports zero errors. Congrats, Satan, you've officially broken the morality compiler.