No One Can Stop Bro

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No One Can Stop Bro

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When Cloudflare goes down, the internet basically ceases to exist. So what's a desperate dev to do when they can't access their AI chatbot girlfriend? Apparently resort to doing matrix multiplication by hand on paper like some kind of mathematical caveman. The desperation has reached new, sad heights. Next they'll be writing love letters in binary and folding them into paper airplanes.

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