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Content QualificationsRequirements A Bachelor's degree (or higher-level degree) in computer science or a related field andor a history of relevant work experience. 3 years of system integration experience with proven expertise in media and systems. Must be willing to work in New York. New York onsite at 30 Rock or working from nome 3 years of experience in Python Full Stack development and Java 3 Years of experience in Software Development Life Cycle (SDLC), Strong testing and debugging skills. 3 Years of experience in handling Media Asset Management systems. Knowing Avid Interplay MAM, media Central and Arvato is a big plus. Experience with modern application stacks and development practices. Experience with back-end engineering, including knowledge on architectural practices, evaluating and implementing new technologies. Experience in developing professional web applications and User Interface applications using HTML5, CSS3, JavaScript, jQuery, AJAX, JSON, XHTML and XML Experience in design and development of applications using open source frameworks and APIs. Experience in Cloud based services. Knowing Cloudian, BlackPearl and Amazon will be big plus. Experience with creating, querying and maintaining databases with many DBMS such as MySQL, Cassandra, SQLite, PostgreSQL and Oracle. Experience in CeleryRabbitMQKubernetes. Experience in Test-Driven and Agile-Scrum Developments. Experience in both Windows and UNIX Linux platforms including programming and debugging skills in UNIX Shell Scripting. Experienced in Web Services approach for Service Oriented Architecture (SOA) Experience in compile, package and deploy. Knowing Salt Stack, Jenkins, Docker, ANT, Maven will be plus. Willing to adapt new technologies as needed. Desired Characteristics Strong Operational familiarity with broadcast production, workflows, or video productions systems. Experience with serverclient Virtualization protocols. Strong analytical and problem-solving skills. Strong desire to learn and cross-train in new technologies and passion to maintain current knowledge of relevant technologies. Ability to handle multiple tasks and projects simultaneously, working independently and as part of a team in a collaborative manner. Demonstrate strong skills in the areas of analysis, organization and escalation Excellent communication skills, with a cool levelheaded approach and a genuine curiosity in exploring new best practices and technology. Able to clearly succinctly communicate actions andor next steps Highly customer focused and very responsive (listens, understands and acts).

Content What if we're in a simulation and the developers blew their yearly budget simulating the Australian Fires and so made Coronavirus to keep everyone indoors so they could save on cloud computing costs for the rest of the year

Everyone's talking about "serverless" like it's magic, but nobody can explain what's actually happening under the hood. Meanwhile, your AWS bill is skyrocketing faster than crypto in 2017. The best part? Those same DevOps wizards who convinced you to go serverless are probably just as confused as you are, but they're too busy setting up Kubernetes clusters they don't need to admit it. Remember: "serverless" doesn't mean there are no servers—it just means you're paying someone else a fortune to hide them from you.

The tech industry's version of David vs. Goliath just got real. On one side, we've got trillion-dollar titans like Google, NVIDIA, OpenAI, and Meta throwing endless resources at the GPU and AI arms race. On the other? Just DeepSeek and their single open-source repo taking them all on. It's that classic moment when some scrappy engineer in their pajamas pushes code that makes corporate execs choke on their $12 lattes. Ten years of VC funding and board meetings outperformed by someone who probably debugs with print statements. The beautiful chaos of open source – where sometimes the simplest solution from the smallest player completely disrupts the market that giants spent billions trying to corner. Welcome to tech, where your market cap means nothing when someone's weekend project goes viral.

Oh. My. GOD. The eternal architecture war rages on! 💅 On the left, we have the frazzled microservices fanatic, probably juggling 47 different repos while frantically debugging why Service A can't talk to Service B even though they were LITERALLY BESTIES yesterday! Meanwhile, the monolith enjoyer on the right is just *radiating* Chad energy with that smile that screams "My entire application is ONE codebase and I sleep like a BABY at night!" The absolute AUDACITY of this meme to capture the existential crisis of modern architecture choices so perfectly! No wonder deployment day for microservices fans requires therapy afterward!

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