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You've got all the big tech players showing up to the AI party in their finest attire—OpenAI, Anthropic, xAI, Google, Microsoft—looking absolutely fabulous and ready to burn billions on compute. Meanwhile, NVIDIA is sitting alone on the curb eating what appears to be an entire sheet cake, because they're the only ones actually making money in this whole circus. Everyone else is competing to see who can lose the most venture capital while NVIDIA just keeps selling GPUs at markup prices that would make a scalper blush. They're not at the party, they ARE the party.

Content We don't have to wait 2 seconds to load a page, we can get it up in 1 second now! We have to wait 5-10 seconds looking at all the annoying spinners while the data is fetched from 10 different cloud functions

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The quintessential DevOps paradox! First panel: angrily complaining there's not enough coding in your job while dreaming of elegant algorithms and beautiful functions. Second panel: absolute terror when faced with actual coding tasks because you've spent the last 8 months writing YAML files and debugging Jenkins pipelines. It's like training for a marathon by exclusively eating energy bars, then being shocked when your legs don't work on race day.

Ah, the classic Docker bloat syndrome. Why create a svelte 50MB image with just what you need when you can ship a 2GB monstrosity that includes three Linux distros, a complete JDK, and somehow Visual Studio? The "minimal container" is just a theoretical concept developers tell themselves exists while they casually add another layer with "just one more dependency." By Friday, your microservice needs its own ZIP code.