Crazy Take

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2 months ago 311,746 views 0 shares

Crazy Take

cloud-memes, aws-memes, saas-memes, capitalism-memes, public-services-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Someone just discovered that AWS bills exist and they're NOT taking it well. Imagine the absolute AUDACITY of suggesting that public services should be... *checks notes* ...publicly funded and not designed to extract maximum shareholder value from your suffering. Revolutionary stuff, truly. Meanwhile SaaS companies are sweating bullets reading this like "wait, you guys aren't supposed to know this is an option." The clapping hands between every word really drives home the passionate rage of someone who just got their first $10,000 cloud bill for hosting a personal blog.

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