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What Is Cloud

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4 months ago 15,703,869 views 0 shares

What Is Cloud

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Stripped down to its absolute core, "the cloud" is just you renting someone else's server rack in a warehouse somewhere. All those fancy terms like "scalable infrastructure" and "distributed computing" are just marketing speak for "we're running your app on computers we own and you're paying us monthly for the privilege." Your data isn't floating in some ethereal digital sky—it's sitting on a Dell server in Virginia being cooled by industrial air conditioning that costs more than your car.

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