Being Your Own Boss Be Like

Content So technically Moses is the first man to download files from the cloud using a tablet. ProgrammerHumor.to

The gap between cloud developers and traditional ones is basically the digital equivalent of watching someone have a panic attack at the mention of C:\Users\. Modern cloud devs have spent so much time in their containerized, serverless wonderland that the concept of local file systems might as well be ancient hieroglyphics. Meanwhile, the rest of us are just trying not to laugh while they hyperventilate at the thought of managing their own storage. The best part? We all know that one cloud evangelist who acts like they've transcended the mortal constraints of hardware while secretly running everything on an EC2 instance that's just someone else's computer.

So you're complaining about AI in games but can't afford RAM because AI companies bought every GPU on the planet and turned your hardware budget into a fever dream? The absolute IRONY is chef's kiss. Game studios are using AI to "speed up development" (read: cut costs and fire artists) while simultaneously making your gaming rig cost more than a used car. And the punchline? When nobody can afford to upgrade their potato PCs anymore, the entire industry will just pivot to cloud gaming subscriptions where you own NOTHING and pay FOREVER. No mods, no summer sales, just pure corporate dystopia where your game library evaporates the moment you miss a payment. It's like watching someone complain about the rain while actively setting their umbrella on fire. The same AI driving up hardware costs is the exact justification companies need to say "just stream it bro, you don't need a PC anymore!" Welcome to the future where you'll rent everything and be happy about it. Or else.

Junior dev: "I'm a programmer" Senior dev: *starts explaining scalability issues* Junior dev: *visible confusion* Senior dev: "millions of requests per second" The exact moment when a junior realizes their cute little CRUD app with 5 users isn't quite the same as building systems that don't burst into flames under load. We've all been there—thinking we're hot stuff until someone mentions "eventual consistency" and our brains blue-screen.

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Content 19 January 2023 Chef Today at 07:58 Yo do you know anything about mobile app design av got a business idea blankettripod Today at 16:42 Dear god Go ahead Chef Today at 16:43 Would need to explain it over call