Being Your Own Boss Be Like

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Being Your Own Boss Be Like

saas-memes, startup-memes, entrepreneurship-memes, bootstrapping-memes, cloud-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The entrepreneurial dream vs harsh reality in one perfect meme. Top panel: "I OWN AN SAAS" - that glorious moment when you convince yourself you're the next tech billionaire because you cobbled together a subscription service that might generate dozens of dollars per month. Bottom panel: "I'M BROKE AS FUCK" - the crushing financial reality after paying for AWS instances, domain renewals, marketing tools, and that fancy standing desk you "needed" for productivity. The startup life cycle compressed into four brutally honest words. Welcome to bootstrapping, where your bank account and mental health compete to see which crashes first!

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