What About This

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1 month ago 267,308 views 1 shares

What About This

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Finally, someone built an API for what most services already do anyway. "No-as-a-Service" is basically a rejection letter generator that gives you creative excuses instead of the standard "403 Forbidden" or "You shall not pass."

Because nothing says "professional API design" like returning "Sorry, Mercury is in retrograde" when your request fails. It's the cloud service equivalent of your ex's elaborate breakup speech when a simple "no" would've sufficed. At least now when your deployment gets rejected at 3 AM, you can laugh at the excuse before crying into your coffee.

The scary part? This is probably more honest than most SaaS error messages. Looking at you, "Something went wrong. Please try again later."

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