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You know that feeling when QA keeps bouncing your ticket back like a ping pong ball from hell? Fourteen rounds of "fixes" later—each one adding another layer to your beautiful spaghetti architecture—and suddenly they give up and approve it. Not because you actually fixed the issue, but because they're exhausted and have 47 other tickets to deal with.
That zen-like satisfaction of finally getting sign-off isn't about code quality anymore. It's pure survival instinct kicking in. You've basically just played chicken with the bug tracking system and won through sheer attrition. The code's probably worse than when you started, held together with duct tape and prayers, but hey—it's shipping to production baby.
The real kicker? That bug will 100% resurface in prod within a week, but by then it'll be someone else's problem. Welcome to enterprise software development.
