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The eternal cycle of developer enthusiasm: you're vibing with your new shiny project, completely ignoring last week's "revolutionary idea" that's now drowning in the depths of your GitHub graveyard. Down there lies an entire civilization of abandoned repos—each one started with the same naive optimism, each one promising "this time it'll be different." Spoiler alert: it never is. Your GitHub profile is basically an underwater museum of good intentions and half-finished TODO apps. The real kicker? You'll be back next week with another "game-changing" project while these corpses continue their eternal rest at the bottom of your commit history.

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