When Your Tech Stack Is Hotter Than Your User Count

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When Your Tech Stack Is Hotter Than Your User Count

rust-memes, svelte-memes, tech-stack-memes, overengineering-memes, frontend-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The perfect progression of a tech bro's descent into madness! First, they're all chill about making an app. Then they drop the "backend in Rust" bomb like they've discovered fire. But when they reveal their Svelte frontend, you can practically hear the hipster energy intensifying. And the cherry on top? A whopping 69 users (nice) that turns them into a literal demon. Classic case of "I used the trendiest tech stack but forgot about the whole 'solving actual problems' part." Happens to the best of us... or worst of us, depending on your perspective.

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