The Chad Monolith vs The Virgin Microservices

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The Chad Monolith vs The Virgin Microservices

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Oh. My. GOD. The eternal architecture war rages on! 💅 On the left, we have the frazzled microservices fanatic, probably juggling 47 different repos while frantically debugging why Service A can't talk to Service B even though they were LITERALLY BESTIES yesterday! Meanwhile, the monolith enjoyer on the right is just *radiating* Chad energy with that smile that screams "My entire application is ONE codebase and I sleep like a BABY at night!" The absolute AUDACITY of this meme to capture the existential crisis of modern architecture choices so perfectly! No wonder deployment day for microservices fans requires therapy afterward!

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