The Chad Monolith vs The Virgin Microservices

Ah yes, the sacred developer survival instinct! Just like checking for cars on a one-way street despite the rules saying they only come from one direction, a real developer never trusts the documentation, API specs, or that "perfectly working" legacy code. Sure, the function says it returns a string—but is it really a string or some unholy string-like object waiting to explode your production server? Trust issues aren't a bug in our profession—they're a feature!

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Content 1.1 The Groovy story At Groovy One 2004 -a gathering of Groovy developers in London-James Strachan gave a keynote address telling the story of how he arrived at the idea of inventing Groovy. He and his wife were waiting for a late plane. While she went shopping, he visited an internet cafe and spontaneously decided to go to the Python website and study the language. In the course of this activity, he became more and more intrigued. Being a seasoned Java programmer, he recognized that his home language lacked many of the interesting and useful features Python had invented, such as native language support for common datatypes in an expressive syntax and, more important, dynamic behav- ior. The idea was born to bring such features to Java. ProdrammerHumor.io

Dad jokes have evolved to their final form—technically accurate dad jokes! While normal parents might ramble about water vapor, this enlightened father cuts straight to the infrastructure truth. The cloud isn't magic; it's just someone else's Linux server farm humming away in a warehouse somewhere. The kid's innocent meteorological question gets derailed into a DevOps reality check that's both painfully accurate and hilariously nerdy. Next up: explaining that Bluetooth isn't actually a dental condition.

Content Miquel 11 months ago Next week I'm starting my new job as a PHP backend developer at Pornhub. Not gonna lie, I'm quite ashamed to tell my family and friends I will be using PHP.