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Content WellPaidGeek WellPaidGeek Job specs be like: You need JavaScript React Redux Node Mongo E2E testing Docker Kubernetes AWS And I'm like: "You need to be paying me 3 salaries because that's 3 jobs" 1:01 AM Aug 18, 2019 Buffer

Content Have you ever heard the tragity of Darth malloc the wise? I thought not. It's not a tale Java would tell you, It's a C legend. Malloc was a C function so powerful and so wise that it could use machine language to allocate memory itself. It had so much knowledge of machine code it could create dynamically sized arrays. Unfortunately he taught free everything he knew and one day free deallocated all of its memory. Ironic. It could allocate memory for others, but not itself.

So Spotify just casually announced that their top engineers haven't manually written code in MONTHS because they're letting Claude do all the heavy lifting. They're literally deploying to production from their morning commute via Slack messages to an AI. Like, "Hey Claude, fix this bug real quick while I grab my latte ☕️" The absolute AUDACITY of having an internal system called "Honk" that lets you ship code to prod before you even step foot in the office. Meanwhile, the rest of us are still arguing in code reviews about whether to use tabs or spaces while these folks are living in 3024 where the AI does everything and engineers just... manage? Direct? Vibe check the code? Honestly, just pack it up everyone. Close the subreddit. We've reached peak absurdity. The future is here and it's an engineer on a train telling Claude to merge to prod while half asleep. What a time to be alive (and possibly unemployed soon). 🎭

Content rAskReddit udevastatedgirl 12h Someone will give you 5 million dollars if in 48 hours you manage to get fired from your job , you cannot quit, you have to do shit to get you fired . What do you do? Discussion removed 2.9k 2.1k 1, Share SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL Git push origin master

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Content 2 Awards My husband and I got married just 3 months ago and I found out he's a notorious sleep talker. Some nights he would roll over to me, kiss me full on the mouth, tell me he loves me, then plonk right back on his pillow and start snoring again(this actually happens regularly, much to my delight lol). Other nights he would blurt out things like how he would install a new server at the sherrif's office, or there's a snake on his palm and when I asked what it's doing he answered that it's coding something. I now enjoy staying up late and am a proud owner of several recordings of my husband's sleep talkings. Recently, I got him answering math questions and it tickled me silly how he got them all correct. Edit: Oh, hey! I got awards. Thank youuuu happy dance 4 2.9k J namewithak 4h 2 Awards Was the snake a Python? 4 1,8k J Dokterz 4h SSSSSSSSSSQL SSSSSSSERVER. 4 453 J