When The Father Is A Programmer

Content BACK VOCALIST Gets a fraction of frontman's paycheck Can't take a break during work hours Drinks to forget old memories from work Has to work in synch with frontman Noone will probably notice your mistake BACKENDER Gets roughly the same pay as frontender Seems like he's always on a break drinking coffee Drinks with sysadmin to aquaire old memories from work Can work both synchronous and asynchronous 500 INTERNAL SERVER ERROR

Content Kelsey Hightower kelseyhightowermastodon.social Back in my day, we didn't need CICD, we had FTP. Real developers made changes in production. Kacrosoft Web Publishing Wizard Please provide your FTP server name and the path to the directory on that server where your files should be published If you do not know the FTP server name or the directory path, contact your system administrator or Internet Service Provider. FTP Server Name: X Directory Path: root Back Next Cancel Dec 19, 2022, 22:40 Web 7 86 290

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Content SKILL SHAPES IT-SHAPED ENGINEER BROAD GENERAL KNOWLEDGE, DEEP AREA OF EXPERTISE 7 forrestbrazea COMPETENT AT DEVOPS, LINUX, SECURITY WROTE A BOOK ON BGP -SHAPED ENGINEER ALMOST NO GENERAL KNOWLEDGE, DEEP AREA OF EXPERTISE IL -SHAPED ENGINEER DEEP AREA OF EXPERTISE, BRANCHING INTO MYOPIC TANGENTS -SHAPED ENGINEER CAN'T BUILD NEW SKILLS BECAUSE OF CONSTANT INTERRUPTIONS W-SHAPED ENGINEER GENUINELY HAS NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON MOST OF THE TIME ProdrammerHumor.io g ONLY VAGUELY AWARE OF WHAT "PROGRAMMING" IS WRITES SPREADSHEET MACROS THAT LITERALLY RUN THE WORLD INVENTED HYPERFLORGINATION NOW BELIEVES ALL PROBLEMS ARE USE CASES FOR HyPERFLORGINATION -"I SHOULD LEARN RUST" - ROADMAP MEETINGS - "I SHOULD LEARN RUST" (SHRUG)

Your brain really just drops this existential horror right before bed. Every time you sleep, you're essentially spinning up a fresh VM instance with no persistent storage. Dreams? Those are just your brain's equivalent of running random test data through a freshly provisioned system that has zero context about yesterday's deployment. No backups, no snapshots, just pure ephemeral compute that gets wiped the moment you wake up. Sleep is basically docker run --rm brain:latest and your consciousness gets garbage collected at dawn.

YouTube ads: crystal clear 4K, buttery smooth 60fps, loads instantly even on dial-up. YouTube video you actually want to watch: buffering at 144p like it's 2005, pixelated beyond recognition, and somehow still manages to freeze every 3 seconds. The irony is that their ad delivery infrastructure probably has better uptime than most production servers. YouTube's ad CDN is basically the only thing in tech that actually works flawlessly 100% of the time—because money talks and content walks.