When The Father Is A Programmer

Content Contribute code to the Fox News and Fox Business iOS, tvOS and watchOS projects Write idiomatic Swift code that is clean, readable and maintainable WHAT YOU WILL NEED BS or higher in Computer Science or related field 8 years experience in iOS Development using Swift Portfolio of iOS apps in the App Store A deep understanding of mobile ad technologies and concepts (VAST, MAP) Experience with the following SDKs: Google Mobile Ads SDK Google Interactive Media Ads SDK (IMA) Experience with header bidding solutions (Prebid.js, Amazon, Index) Swift Programming language Swift is a general-purpose, multi-paradigm, compiled programming language developed by Apple Inc. for iOS, iPadOS, macOS, watchOs, tvOs, and Linux. Swift is designed to work with Apple's Cocoa and Cocoa Touch frameworks and the large body of existing Objective-C code written for Apple products. Wikipedia Stable release: 5.2.3 April 29, 2020; 46 days ago Preview release: 5.3 branch Typing discipline: Static, strong, inferred First appeared: June 2, 2014; 6 years ago OS: macOS, Darwin, Linux, FreeBSD, Windows Me in My 6 years of iOS dev experience

So apparently even the men's room runs on cloud infrastructure now. When AWS goes down, so does your ability to go... down. The ultimate proof that we've over-engineered society: your bathroom privileges are now hostage to Jeff Bezos' server farms. Next time your product manager asks "can we move this to the cloud?", show them this picture of biological functions being denied due to digital dysfunction. At least the bathroom has better error messaging than most AWS status dashboards.

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Content FaaS and Furious by Forrest Brazeal I DIDN'T C'MON. ) PUSH! HEAR THE MAGIC WORDS SERIOUSLY? EVERY TiME? WE BOTH KNOW WHAT I WANT NOT UNLESS YOU SAY IT SIGH git push -- set-upstream origin sWingset A CLOUD GURU AAAND WE'RE OFF 2019 Forrest Brazeal forestbrazeal

Software architects are the mythical creatures of tech teams who spend years growing their wool of abstract knowledge until they become these massive, overgrown sheep of theoretical expertise. The meme perfectly captures how they finally emerge from their architectural diagrams and design patterns when forced to join a video call—just an absolute unit of fluff with barely visible features underneath. Their "pet" is just the poor developer who has to implement all those "elegant" solutions while the architect sits there looking smug about their latest microservice manifesto. The bigger the wool, the more senior the title!

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