When The Father Is A Programmer

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When The Father Is A Programmer

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Dad jokes have evolved to their final form—technically accurate dad jokes! While normal parents might ramble about water vapor, this enlightened father cuts straight to the infrastructure truth. The cloud isn't magic; it's just someone else's Linux server farm humming away in a warehouse somewhere. The kid's innocent meteorological question gets derailed into a DevOps reality check that's both painfully accurate and hilariously nerdy. Next up: explaining that Bluetooth isn't actually a dental condition.

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