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Backend developers carrying the entire infrastructure on their backs while hunched over their keyboards like Atlas holding up the world. The posture says "my spine gave up three sprints ago" but the code still compiles, so who's the real winner here?
While frontend devs are arguing about whether a button should be 2px to the left, backend folks are literally becoming one with their chair, shoulders permanently rounded from the weight of maintaining legacy databases, handling concurrent requests, and explaining to product managers why "just add it to the API" isn't a 5-minute task.
That ergonomic keyboard isn't saving anyone when you're physically morphing into a question mark. But hey, at least nobody can see your posture through the API endpoints.
