The Lion Tests In Prod

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The Lion Tests In Prod

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That moment when you decide to "just run a quick test in production" and suddenly your company's entire infrastructure turns into a safari adventure. Nothing says job security like watching your career flash before your eyes while frantically typing CTRL+Z faster than you've ever typed before. The lion isn't roaring—it's laughing at your commit history.

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