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The classic junior dev power move: "I couldn't figure out why my code was failing the tests, so I just... deleted them." Meanwhile, the senior dev is standing there having an internal blue screen of death moment. It's the software equivalent of removing the smoke detector because it kept going off while you were cooking. Genius solution until the whole codebase catches fire! This is why code reviews exist—to prevent crimes against humanity in your git repository.

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute CARNAGE of code reviews! 💀 Four people MERCILESSLY beating the life out of the fifth with their "suggestions" and "best practices." Meanwhile, that poor developer is just CRAWLING on the ground, begging for mercy after submitting what they thought was perfectly acceptable code! The psychological TRAUMA of seeing your precious if-else statements get absolutely DEMOLISHED by Karen from backend who just HAS to point out that you could've used a switch statement instead. THE HORROR!

Ah, the eternal gap between perception and reality in CS. You casually mention you're studying computer science, and suddenly everyone thinks you're some digital demigod who can resurrect their 10-year-old laptop with a single touch. Meanwhile, the truth is you're just another soul staring blankly at a compiler error at 3am, questioning your life choices and wondering if the machine is actually sentient and personally hates you. The best part? After 15 years in the industry, I still get family calls about printer issues. No, Aunt Karen, my distributed systems expertise doesn't help me understand why your wireless printer only works on Tuesdays.

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