Too Soon: The AWS US-EAST-1 Nightmare Costume

Infrastructure Cloud computing Outage Halloween costume Us-east-1 Dumpster-fire Service-health

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Too Soon: The AWS US-EAST-1 Nightmare Costume

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BREAKING NEWS: Man dresses as dumpster fire that is AWS US-EAST-1! The AUDACITY! The DRAMA! 🔥

Listen, if you've ever had your entire production environment COMPLETELY IMPLODE because US-EAST-1 decided to have one of its famous temper tantrums, this costume hits way too close to home. It's like dressing as the monster from your recurring nightmares!

That service health dashboard with its deceptively calm "orange" status is the cherry on top of this trauma sundae. Meanwhile, DevOps teams worldwide are frantically updating their resumes while explaining to executives why "the cloud" is currently a blazing inferno!

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