State Of Certifications: No Hands On

Content Hey, are you sleeping? Yes, now shut up You forgot to turn off the AWS instance

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Initial joy: "Half the internet is down due to AWS outage." Perfect excuse to slack off and blame the cloud gods. Crushing reality: "JIRA is still working." Somehow the one tool tracking your productivity survives the apocalypse. The universe has a sick sense of humor. Your tickets aren't going anywhere, buddy.

Content rAskReddit Posted by uworldtraveler100 10h What technology are you shocked has not advanced yet? 4 26.8k J 14.6k Share Award BEST COMMENTS RegulatoryCapture 4h 1 Award The legal code. Computer programmers have come up with beautiful collab- orative change tracking systems (like git) that let you easily make changes to a huge base of code, track who changed what, submit and resolve conflicting versions of updates, etc. But when we pass a new bill that replaces or modifies an old law, it is always some 300 page document with pages of "Subsection F Paragraph 3 will be modified to read 'XYZ' Why not put the laws into a git repository and make it easy for bills to just modify the existing history to say what you want it to say? And why not have the transparency to see exactly what changes and WHO implemented that change? Want to slip some pork for your district into an unrelated bill? Well, that edit is going to have your name on it. Of course it will never happen. Reply 928 J imtn 1h Who the heck wrote this ridiculous bill? git blame Ah, I did. 217

Even your dreams aren't safe from the crushing reality of cloud computing costs. Just when you think you can escape the existential dread of work, your brain decides to remind you about that VM you left running in AWS. Nothing says "professional developer" quite like waking up in a cold sweat calculating how many hours of compute time you've accidentally burned through while sleeping. Your wallet is crying, your manager is drafting an email, and somewhere Jeff Bezos just bought another yacht with your forgotten instance money.