Run An EC2 For 5 Mins And Win

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Run An EC2 For 5 Mins And Win

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The ultimate cheat code for burning through money: Amazon Web Services! 💸

Anyone who's ever received an unexpected AWS bill knows the pain. You spin up an EC2 instance thinking "I'll just test this quickly" and suddenly your credit card is sobbing in the corner. The SRE in this joke knows that AWS could easily burn through $100M without breaking a sweat – no gambling or frivolous spending required!

The genie adding a fourth rule is basically saying, "Nice try, smartypants. I'm not falling for that cloud computing money pit."

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