In A Galaxy Far Far Away But Still In Us-East-1

Infrastructure Star wars Downtime Scalability Single point of failure Us-east-1 Cloud architecture

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In A Galaxy Far Far Away But Still In Us-East-1

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Ah, the classic cloud architect's lament. AWS promised us the holy grail of scalability, yet somehow became our new single point of failure. Nothing says "I've made a terrible mistake" quite like watching your entire infrastructure collapse because us-east-1 decided to take a coffee break.

The irony burns hotter than Mustafar's lava. We migrated to the cloud to avoid downtime, only to discover we've just outsourced our problems to Jeff Bezos. Multi-region deployment? That was apparently on the roadmap right after "figure out how to decipher our own AWS bill."

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