The Cavern Of Cloud Computing Lies

Evolution of excuses. Left panel: Developer proudly proclaims "It works on my machine!" while the ops guy silently contemplates career choices. Right panel: Same developer, now with DevOps skills and a suspicious sunburn, declares "It works on my container!" The ops guy's expression remains unchanged – he knows containerized garbage is still garbage, just more portable. We've successfully moved the problem from one isolated environment to another, slightly fancier isolated environment. Progress!

OMFG, the absolute DELUSION! 💀 Someone thinks they can build ChatGPT for $750 when it actually costs $100 MILLION?! That's not a budget gap, that's the Grand Canyon of financial reality checks! It's like showing up to build the Titanic with a pool noodle and some duct tape. The train is OpenAI's massive infrastructure, the school bus is what this person thinks they need, and that pathetic $588 bid? That wouldn't even cover the ELECTRICITY for ChatGPT to say "hello world" for a day! The audacity! The drama! The complete disconnect from reality! This is peak "I watched a YouTube tutorial once, so I'm basically an AI engineer now" energy!

Content 3 hr. ago People here do indiehobby dev as a pasion project. People are simply more passiomate working on their own ideas. No one wants to work for free on a project likely to never get released only to chase someone else's dream. 4 137 Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow OP 3 hr. ago Uh, that last sentence is what I dreaded. I have no programming skills what so ever, but I have an almost complete game design ready. The next step is to get in touch with a former friend, who I lost contact with many years ago. He's a programmer. I'm hoping he'll jump on board on this project. The challenge is of course, as you imply, to make him feel a sense of ownership of the project as well, and not just doing my project. Wish me the best of luck on this, or else a big dream, that has been in the pipeline for years, will be dead. -136 Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow

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Content DevOps Dan scripticles 000 Doing triage on a web page on my localhost. Every time I try to load the page, it just hangs for five, ten, twenty, thirty minutes. After two hours of this I notice that I have debugging turned on in my IDE, and it's waiting on the first line of the script. devops programming

The duality of Kubernetes in one perfect image. Sure, it's "easy" when you're explaining it to your boss or putting it on your resume. But the reality? Yesterday's pod deployment had you sobbing into your mechanical keyboard at 2AM while frantically Googling "why ingress controller no worky." The learning curve isn't a curve - it's a vertical wall with spikes. And yet tomorrow we'll all claim it's "simple" again because admitting defeat isn't in our job description.