Shakespeare Dot Exe Has Crashed

Boolean logic Shakespeare Xor operator The office Dwight schrute computer science Logic gates binary

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Shakespeare Dot Exe Has Crashed

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Oh snap! This is peak programmer humor right here! 😂 Shakespeare's famous quote "To be or not to be" gets a Boolean logic makeover! In programming, "OR" returns TRUE if either condition is true, so "To be XOR not to be" would actually evaluate to FALSE only when both conditions are the same! Dwight from The Office is technically correct (the best kind of correct) - it should be "To be XOR not to be" if you want mutual exclusivity! This is what happens when English majors try to code or programmers try to parse literature! *pushes glasses up nose excitedly*

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