Your AI Girlfriend

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Your AI Girlfriend

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Cloud-based relationships come with hidden costs. When your AI companion's neural networks are hosted on someone else's servers, you're essentially paying a subscription fee for affection. Self-hosted models might require more maintenance, but at least your sweet nothings aren't being analyzed by data scientists in a corporate basement somewhere. Remember kids: true love means running your own inference engine.

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