Choose Your Drug

Pick your poison: the light dose of "Trust Me Bro" with 300 API tokens, or go full nuclear with Codex FORTE's 600 tokens of "It Works On My Computer" energy. Both come with the same delightful side effects—technical debt that'll haunt your dreams, security holes big enough to drive a truck through, code so unmaintainable your future self will curse your name, and the cherry on top: unemployment. The pharmaceutical parody nails that feeling when you're shipping code on blind faith versus slightly more blind faith with double the confidence. Either way, you're playing Russian roulette with production, but hey, at least the FORTE version has twice the tokens to generate twice the problems. The best part? Neither option includes "actually tested and documented" as an ingredient.