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When Even The Father Of C Plus Plus Is Not Sure Anymore

When Even The Father Of C Plus Plus Is Not Sure Anymore
The evolution of developer laziness in one picture. 2020 devs manually checking every single number like they're counting on their fingers, while 2026 devs just outsource basic math to AI because why bother remembering if numbers are odd or even? The best part? Even Bjarne Stroustrup himself—the literal creator of C++—looked at this and went "Tell me: this is a joke?" Imagine building an entire programming language only to watch future developers ask ChatGPT whether 5 is odd. The man gave us templates, RAII, and the STL, and we repaid him by forgetting modulo operators exist. To be fair, the 2026 approach probably has better error handling than the 2020 version. At least until OpenAI decides that 7 is "spiritually even" or something.

Y'All Are Gonna Hate Me For This, But It'S The Truth

Y'All Are Gonna Hate Me For This, But It'S The Truth
So apparently the future of coding is just naming functions like you're writing a novel and letting Copilot/ChatGPT do the heavy lifting. The function name divideMp4IntoNSegmentsOfLengthT() is so descriptive it basically is the documentation, and boom—the AI autocompletes an entire ffmpeg command that would've taken you 30 minutes of Stack Overflow archaeology to piece together. The controversial take here? Maybe we're entering an era where understanding the actual implementation matters less than being good at prompt engineering your function names. It's like pair programming, except your partner is an AI that never takes coffee breaks and doesn't judge your variable naming conventions. The real kicker is that this actually works surprisingly well for glue code and CLI wrangling. Just don't ask the AI to implement a red-black tree from scratch—it'll confidently give you something that compiles but has the time complexity of O(n²) when you sneeze.

I Can Do The Math (But AI Can Do It For Me)

I Can Do The Math (But AI Can Do It For Me)
The AUDACITY of this code! Instead of just adding two variables like a normal human being (a + b = 8, duh!), this developer is summoning the almighty ChatGPT to perform basic arithmetic! 💀 We've gone from "Let me Google that for you" to "Let me ask an AI to add 5+3" and honestly I'm having an existential crisis about the future of programming. Next thing you know, we'll be using quantum supercomputers to calculate tip percentages at restaurants! The saddest part? This is probably faster than some of my teammates' code reviews. 🙃

Software Engineer 2026: From Coding To Prompt Wrangling

Software Engineer 2026: From Coding To Prompt Wrangling
Remember when coding just meant knowing a few tools and feeling happy about it? Fast forward to today, and developers are drowning in an ocean of AI assistants, frameworks, and services that supposedly make our jobs "easier." The transition from "I know three tools and I'm thriving" to "I need 15 different AI assistants just to write a for-loop" is painfully real. By 2026, we'll all just be professional prompt engineers with permanent frowns, desperately trying to remember which AI tool was best for fixing that one specific bug that the other AI tool created. The circle of digital life!

AI Writes 30% Of The Code, 100% Of The Bugs

AI Writes 30% Of The Code, 100% Of The Bugs
That didn't take long. Microsoft brags about AI writing 30% of their code while simultaneously announcing a classic Windows bug that would make even Windows Vista blush. Nothing says "cutting edge technology" like Task Manager refusing to close and spawning duplicates until your RAM begs for mercy. The future is here folks—it's just as buggy as the past, but now we can blame the robots. Guess that GitHub Copilot subscription is really paying off.

Technical Skills In 2025

Technical Skills In 2025
The future of tech is clear: ChatGPT at the top, actual coding skills below it. By 2025, your ability to craft perfect prompts will apparently outrank your CS degree and cybersecurity expertise. Who needs algorithms when you can just type "write me a secure authentication system with zero vulnerabilities" and call it a day? The hierarchy has spoken—prompt engineering is the new programming. Time to replace your GitHub portfolio with screenshots of your ChatGPT conversations.

Any Day Now... But Not Today

Any Day Now... But Not Today
The ETERNAL promise of AI replacing programmers is basically the tech industry's biggest ghosting story! Everyone's been clutching their pearls about AI taking over coding jobs since FOREVER, but the answer is always "mañana" (tomorrow) - which is just fancy Spanish for "never gonna happen but we'll keep threatening you with it." It's like waiting for that friend who says they're "five minutes away" but they haven't even gotten out of bed yet. The AI revolution is ALWAYS just around the corner, darling! Meanwhile, programmers are still debugging the same stack overflow errors they were fixing a decade ago. The drama! The suspense! The complete lack of actual job replacement!

The Void Where AI Code Should Be

The Void Where AI Code Should Be
The joke's on us. We're staring at a pretty gradient expecting to see horrific AI-generated code, but the real punchline is that the gradient is the code. It's like waiting for a train wreck and getting a sunset instead. The perfect metaphor for AI coding tools – beautiful promises on the surface, but when you actually need them to debug that recursive function at 2AM, all you get is a colorful nothing burger. Still better than most of my documentation though.

The Eternal Technological Amnesia

The Eternal Technological Amnesia
The circle of technological bewilderment continues! Future programmers will stare slack-jawed at our primitive coding methods without AI assistance, while we're already scratching our heads wondering how the ancients managed without Stack Overflow to copy-paste from. It's the developer's version of "I walked uphill both ways to school" except each generation's hill gets replaced with fancier tools. Somewhere, a programmer from the 70s is laughing at us all while debugging with actual paper printouts.

Code Is Cheap, Show Me The Talk

Code Is Cheap, Show Me The Talk
The future of software development just got flipped upside down! Someone's bragging about an "open-source" project where an LLM wrote 100% of the code, and another dev hits back with the perfect mic drop: "code is cheap, show me the talk." It's the 2025 version of "talk is cheap, show me the code" – but in our AI-saturated future, the valuable part isn't the code anymore (any model can spit that out), it's the human reasoning, design decisions, and architectural thinking behind it. The real engineering is now in the prompts. We've gone full circle – from documentation being an afterthought to becoming the actual product!

AI Will Never Replace Coders

AI Will Never Replace Coders
Oh. My. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of this comic! 😂 First we're having a deep existential chat with an AI about our job security, feeling all smug that "humans do things robots can't" – and then BOOM! The plot twist that DESTROYS our fragile programmer egos! We've gone from respected professionals to literal ZOO EXHIBITS, trapped in "Coder-Town" while future families gawk at us fixing our own syntax errors like we're some kind of primitive species! The ultimate humiliation! And they're throwing CORN at us! CORN!!! As if we're not already dead inside from debugging our own spaghetti code! This is the tech apocalypse we truly deserve. Not with a bang, but with a semicolon in the wrong place. 💀

Moving With The Times

Moving With The Times
Ah, the inevitable collision of programming syntax and Gen Z slang. On the left, we have traditional C# with its boring "public float" and "return false". On the right, the dystopian future where exceptions become "find_out(Tea t)" and error handling is just "yeet". The funniest part? Some poor senior developer somewhere just had a minor stroke looking at "vibe_check" replacing an if statement. And honestly, "its_giving cap" as a boolean return value is disturbingly intuitive. Mark my words: in 5 years, we'll all be debugging with "no cap fr fr" comments and Stack Overflow will be full of questions about proper "rizz" variable initialization.