Use And Dump

Self-driving cars: sophisticated enough to process terabytes of sensor data, run complex neural networks, and navigate chaotic urban environments... but completely defeated by a circle of salt on the ground because the computer vision system interprets it as a "do not enter" road marking. It's the classic edge case nightmare. You train your ML model on millions of miles of road data, get your confidence intervals looking pristine, pass all your unit tests, and then someone discovers they can DoS your entire autonomous vehicle with $2.99 worth of Morton's table salt. The AI isn't "thinking" - it's just pattern matching, and that circle looks suspiciously like a road marking it was trained to respect. Best part? The title references slugs, which are also famously trapped by salt circles. So we've basically given cars the same vulnerability as garden pests. That's some next-level technological progress right there.

The ultimate job security plan revealed! When AI threatens to replace coders by learning from clean, logical code, just switch to the ancient developer technique of writing incomprehensible spaghetti code with zero comments. I've been writing undocumented code for 15 years, but I always thought it was because I was lazy. Turns out I was just future-proofing my career against the robot uprising. Accidental genius!

The ultimate self-snitch! Kid tries to use ChatGPT for a Shakespeare essay, but forgets to remove the "I'm an AI language model" disclaimer. Meanwhile, teachers are panicking about AI cheating while students are literally submitting papers that start with "As an AI language model..." 🤦‍♂️ It's like showing up to rob a bank while wearing a name tag and your work uniform. The real education here isn't Shakespeare—it's learning to at least delete the first paragraph of your AI-generated homework!

Someone turned their LinkedIn into a monument to digital existence. "Subscriber" at OpenAI. "Listener" at Spotify. "Larper" at Meta (with the skill badge: troller). And naturally, "Rejected" by Y Combinator. The commitment to the bit is chef's kiss. They even got the dates right - been subscribing to OpenAI and listening to Spotify since Jan 2023, full-time positions of course. The Meta larper gig started in Jan 2026, which is either time travel or they're really planning ahead for their professional trolling career. Y Combinator said "no thanks" after 2 months. Even fake employers have standards.

The face of pure disappointment. Google's search algorithm used to return actual solutions from GeeksforGeeks, but now it's determined to show you AI-generated Medium articles hiding behind paywalls. It's like trading a working Swiss Army knife for a plastic spoon with "premium features." Next they'll suggest I debug production by asking my horoscope.