The Infinite Else If Rabbit Hole

The telltale signs of AI assistance in your codebase are always there if you know where to look. Someone claims "Claude has been here," and the evidence? That cursed FINAL_SUMMARY.md file sitting in your repo root. It's like finding footprints in the snow - AI assistants and their weird habit of generating summary files nobody asked for. Eight PRs later and you're still finding random markdown files with perfect documentation that nobody on your team is skilled enough to have written.

OH. MY. GOD. Meta literally committed digital suicide! 💀 The tech giant that wants to rule the AI world couldn't even handle its own product launch without bringing down their entire dev server! Imagine spending billions on AI only to have your fancy "Live AI" demo turn into the world's most expensive self-inflicted DDoS attack! And then Zuckerberg had the AUDACITY to blame the Wi-Fi?! Honey, that's like blaming your toaster when you set your entire kitchen on fire trying to make a Hot Pocket. The irony is so delicious I could serve it as a five-course meal!

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute IRONY of an AI model explaining why AI can't debug properly is just *chef's kiss* PERFECTION! 💅 We've gone from "let me write that complex algorithm for you" to "I have NO IDEA what your code is supposed to do but I'll suggest 47 random fixes anyway!" It's like watching evolution run in reverse - we started with actual debugging and ended with "vibes-based programming." HELP! The four horsemen of AI debugging apocalypse are truly magnificent: too eager but clueless, context-blind, not smart enough, and my personal favorite - "let me try this hacky workaround that will absolutely destroy your codebase!" Brilliant! 🔥

The eternal battle: AI vs. Human programmers. While ChatGPT churns out clean, efficient code in seconds without any... physical distractions, human developers are proudly declaring victory in the most bizarre competition ever—the ability to scratch themselves while coding. Congratulations humans, you've found the one area where biological bodies still have the edge. Your uncomfortable physical form is your superpower. Silicon can't itch, but it also can't experience the satisfaction of a good scratch during a 3-hour debugging session.

Oh honey, the IRONY is KILLING me! 💀 Codecademy out here serving the most delicious paradox on a silver platter! Your job is safe from AI... unless your job is literally just using AI! Then you're basically hiring your own replacement! It's like saying "Don't worry about sharks eating you... unless you're made of fish!" The cognitive dissonance is giving me LIFE right now. Meanwhile, developers everywhere are frantically signing up for AI courses while simultaneously telling themselves they're irreplaceable. The mental gymnastics deserve a gold medal!

Standing in a field waiting for AI to replace developers who can't handle regex? Might be a while. Regular expressions aren't actually hard—they're just a precise language for pattern matching that follows logical rules. The real challenge is remembering to escape your backslashes twice and not writing patterns so complex that future-you sends death threats to past-you. Meanwhile, AI still struggles with "select all images with traffic lights," so maybe learn regex instead of waiting for the robot uprising.