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OH. MY. GOD. The existential crisis when you suddenly realize that the print() function wasn't named by some cosmic random coding deity but because it LITERALLY PRINTED STUFF ON ACTUAL PAPER! 🤯 My entire programming life has been a LIE! Those ancient developers sitting there with their teletypewriters, watching their code physically PRINT OUT like some prehistoric fax machine while we're over here thinking we're so clever with our fancy terminals. I can't even process this level of obviousness that somehow escaped my brain for YEARS. Next you'll tell me "mouse" is called that because it RESEMBLES AN ACTUAL RODENT?! I need to lie down.

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Source: xkcd-624 Ah yes, the internet in its natural habitat : a perfectly engineered ecosystem designed to waste your time with maximum efficiency . After extensive research, I've concluded that ad-blocking isn't just software—it's a survival tool for anyone with more than two functional brain cells. The fact that I can't distinguish between actual services and absurdist parody ( "GitHub for lesbians" really?) is definitive proof that humanity's technological evolution has reached its pinnacle. Congratulations, internet; you've successfully optimized distraction to the point where even attempting productivity feels like a quaint, outdated concept.

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