We'Re Safe..

Job security Client requirements Ai replacement Specification Requirements gathering Miscommunication Project management Software development Client expectations

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1 year ago 343,298 views 0 shares

We'Re Safe..

job-security-memes, client-requirements-memes, ai-replacement-memes, specification-memes, requirements-gathering-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Oh, the eternal job security of dealing with clients who say they want a "simple website" but actually mean "Facebook but better" with a budget of $200. The AI apocalypse might be coming for some jobs, but programmers can sleep soundly knowing that no robot will ever decipher "make it pop" or "I'll know what I want when I see it." Our superpower isn't coding—it's somehow building functional software from requirements that change faster than JavaScript frameworks.

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