We'Re Safe..

Project management Software development Job security Client expectations Miscommunication Client requirements Ai replacement Specification Requirements gathering

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We'Re Safe..

job-security-memes, client-requirements-memes, ai-replacement-memes, specification-memes, requirements-gathering-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

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