The 2026 FOMO Plague

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The 2026 FOMO Plague

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Someone created a fake Wikipedia article about "The Agentic Rush" (2024-2027), documenting the supposed AI-induced mass hysteria that swept through LinkedIn. It's satirizing the current tech industry's obsession with AI agents and the FOMO epidemic that's got everyone pivoting harder than a startup running out of runway.

The genius is in the details: "The Day 1 Delusion" where being 24 hours late to a new framework means career death, "Prompt Exhaustion" from trying to vibe code 18 autonomous loops at once, and "Obsolescence Theater" where people loudly declare everything dead just to signal they're riding the hype wave.

It's basically calling out every tech bro on LinkedIn who's frantically rebranding their CRUD app as "agentic" while having zero infrastructure to back it up. The "Hyper-Pivoting" symptom hits particularly hard – we've all seen companies slap "AI-powered" on their landing page faster than you can say "vector database."

The fact that this reads exactly like a real Wikipedia article from the future makes it even better. Future historians will look back at 2024-2025 and wonder what the hell we were all smoking.

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