Welcome to the DARKEST timeline, where you wake up and realize all your beloved AI coding assistants were just a fever dream. ChatGPT? Never heard of her. Claude Code? Doesn't exist, sweetie. And vibe coding—that magical state where you're in the zone and everything just flows? Yeah, that was never invented.
Instead, you're stuck in developer hell where you have to manually search Stack Overflow for EVERY. SINGLE. ERROR. and then spend hours reading documentation that was written in 2003 by someone who clearly hated humanity. No autocomplete suggestions from your AI buddy. No "here's the entire function you were thinking of." Just you, your tears, and 47 browser tabs of outdated docs.
The existential dread is REAL. Life is indeed pain when you remember what coding was like before AI tools swooped in to save us from ourselves. 💀
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