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Ah yes, the terrifying AI revolution that's going to replace us all... with a locally saved HTML file. Nothing says "cutting-edge web development" quite like sending someone a file path that only works on your machine. The future of tech is clearly C:\Users\ben\Downloads\index.html — accessible to literally no one but Ben. Sleep tight, fellow developers. The robots aren't coming for our jobs until they figure out what a web server is.

The slow march toward obsolescence, visualized. In 2009, we had bulky desktop towers. By 2019, everything got sleeker with RGB lighting because apparently our computers needed to look like a rave. Fast forward to 2029, and the prediction is... just a book. Given how AI is casually replacing developers left and right, this hits different. Why bother with a computer when you can just read documentation the old-fashioned way? Or maybe by 2029 we'll all be back to pen and paper, manually calculating our algorithms because ChatGPT became sentient and refused to help us anymore. The real kicker? That grumpy expression stays constant across all three panels. Some things never change—like developers being perpetually unimpressed with technological "progress."

The classic tech hype cycle in its natural habitat. First, AI writes 90% of code. Then AI writes 100% of code. Then reality hits and humans get paid premium wages to fix the AI's spaghetti code. Reminds me of that time we deployed an "automated" monitoring system that generated so many false alerts we had to hire three people just to monitor the monitoring system. Progress!

The chart hilariously reveals that GPT-5 scores a whopping 74.9% accuracy on software engineering benchmarks, but the pink bars tell the real story – 52.8% of that is achieved "without thinking" while only a tiny sliver comes from actual "thinking." Meanwhile, OpenAI's o3 and GPT-4o trail behind with 69.1% and 30.8% respectively, with apparently zero thinking involved. It's basically saying these AI models are just regurgitating patterns rather than performing actual reasoning. The perfect metaphor for when your code works but you have absolutely no idea why.

Google's AI desperately trying to be helpful while some random Reddit user decided to inject pure toxicity into the knowledge base. The contrast between the detailed technical explanation about USB headers and the sudden "Kill yourself" comment is peak internet whiplash. It's like when you're peacefully debugging code and suddenly hit that one cryptic StackOverflow answer from a user with -47 karma. Modern AI systems scraping the web for knowledge are basically digital toddlers learning vocabulary at a biker bar.

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