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You know what's wild? We used to have a simple script that listened to GitHub webhooks and shot off an email. Maybe 50 lines of code, ran on a $5/month VPS, never went down.
Fast forward to 2024 and that same functionality requires an "autonomous AI agent" with "sensor-based environmental awareness" that triggers "intelligent workflows." It's still just a process listening to HTTP requests and executing some logic. We just wrapped it in enough buzzwords to justify a Series B funding round.
The best part? Both are literally doing the same thing: receiving data, processing it, and taking an action. One costs $5/month and you understand it. The other costs $50k/year in cloud bills, requires three microservices, a Kubernetes cluster, and nobody knows how it actually works anymore.
But hey, at least the new version has a dashboard with real-time analytics that nobody looks at.
