Slot Machines Vs. Vibe Coding

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Slot Machines Vs. Vibe Coding

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Gambling addiction 🤝 AI prompt engineering

The perfect comparison doesn't exi— Oh wait, here it is! Throwing money at slot machines and AI tokens while convincing yourself "this time it'll work" is basically the same dopamine-fueled delusion. The cursor always wins because you'll keep typing prompts until your fingers bleed, just like grandma at the penny slots. Both leave you broke with nothing but false hope and the crushing realization that the house (or OpenAI's billing department) is the only real winner here.

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