Just Use Claude Code Instead Are You Stupid Anthropic

OH. MY. GOD. Someone actually asked ChatGPT to code the gender pay gap into existence! 😱 The absolute AUDACITY to create a function that multiplies a man's salary by 0.77 to get a woman's salary! This is like asking an AI to mathematically formalize inequality while wearing a suit and pretending it's just "realistic programming." The function is so brutally honest it might as well have variable names like "systematic_inequality" and "patriarchy_coefficient." Whoever prompted this probably also asks for functions to calculate how many kitchen appliances equal one sports car. 💀

Someone out here really said "self-driving cars? Easy peasy!" and dropped the most catastrophically naive code snippet known to humanity. Just casually solving autonomous vehicle engineering with if(goingToHitStuff) { don't(); } like they just cracked the Da Vinci Code. Tesla engineers spending BILLIONS on neural networks, LiDAR systems, and complex decision trees while this genius over here is like "have you tried... just not hitting things?" Revolutionary. Groundbreaking. Nobel Prize incoming. This is the programming equivalent of telling someone with depression to "just be happy" – technically correct in theory, absolutely useless in practice. Because yeah, if only those silly engineers thought to add a don't() function! Problem solved, pack it up everyone, autonomous driving is DONE.

Copilot: "I executed the Python code" but forgot the actual code part! Classic AI assistant move - all results, zero implementation. That's like a chef saying "I cooked the meal, here's your empty plate!" The timestamp is there, but where's the datetime.now().strftime() magic that made it happen? Developers staring at this response are left to figure out the datetime formatting incantations themselves. The irony of an AI coding assistant that skips the most important part - the code!

The dystopian nightmare has arrived! Behold the new job title of our generation: "Prompt Engineer" – that poor soul desperately begging an AI to spit out valid JSON without hallucinating random garbage. Look at those tears! That's the face of someone who spent 6 years getting a Computer Science degree only to end up writing "bro please" and "I'm begging you" in their prompts. Their entire career now hinges on whether ChatGPT wakes up feeling cooperative or chaotic that day. We've gone from writing code to writing prayers to the AI gods! The ultimate career downgrade – from software developer to AI therapist/beggar.

Remember when tech influencers actually knew what a linked list was? Now they're basically glorified clickbait farms telling you to "smash that subscribe button" while an AI writes their entire tutorial. The devolution is real: from teaching data structures and algorithms to "10 ChatGPT prompts that will CHANGE YOUR LIFE" with a thumbnail that looks like they just witnessed a server crash. The "back then" era had people building compilers for breakfast. Now it's all engagement metrics and affiliate links to courses they didn't even create. Quality content got replaced by the algorithm's demands, and here we are.