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The Future Of Tech Job Market

The Future Of Tech Job Market
Job postings be like "Entry-level position, must have 500 years of experience." The hierarchy is perfect: demon lord with 500 years? Barely qualified. Wizard with 1000 years? Now we're talking. Fresh graduate who just learned to code? Straight to the unemployment pit with the other rejected souls. The real kicker is that AI logo casually sitting there, because apparently even immortal beings can't compete with ChatGPT's ability to hallucinate code at lightning speed. Companies would rather hire a statistical parrot than someone who "only" has a millennium of hands-on experience. The tech job market has officially transcended reality—you need to be older than COBOL itself just to get past the ATS screening.

Well, Apparently This Guy Is A Very Bad Programmer

Well, Apparently This Guy Is A Very Bad Programmer
The classic tale of telling someone to "learn to code" when their industry collapses, only to have it spectacularly backfire a decade later. In 2014, some smug tech bro sees a factory worker lamenting their shutdown plant and suggests coding as the magical solution to all life's problems. Fast forward to 2024, and that same person is having an absolute meltdown because AI just automated away their programming job. The irony is *chef's kiss*. The real kicker? The factory worker pivoted to welding and is now probably making bank while our former programmer is spiraling. Turns out physical trades that require hands-on skills are way harder to automate than pushing pixels around. Who would've thought that condescending career advice would age like milk in the sun?

We'Re Safe..

We'Re Safe..
Oh, the eternal job security of dealing with clients who say they want a "simple website" but actually mean "Facebook but better" with a budget of $200. The AI apocalypse might be coming for some jobs, but programmers can sleep soundly knowing that no robot will ever decipher "make it pop" or "I'll know what I want when I see it." Our superpower isn't coding—it's somehow building functional software from requirements that change faster than JavaScript frameworks.