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My Claude Is Bloviating

Chatgpt Productivity Procrastination Claude Llm Excuses Slacking

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18 days ago 1,124,414 views 2 shares

My Claude Is Bloviating

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Programmers have discovered the ULTIMATE get-out-of-work-free card: blaming their AI assistant for being too chatty. "Sorry boss, can't code right now, Claude's over here writing a 5-paragraph essay when I just asked for a function name." Meanwhile, Claude is probably just seasoning, percolating, articulating, deliberating, and boondoggling—basically doing everything EXCEPT giving you that one-liner you needed. The manager catches them slacking and they're like "Oh yeah, totally Claude's fault for being verbose, nothing to do with me browsing memes for the past hour." The best part? The manager just accepts it because they have NO IDEA what any of this means. Peak excuse evolution right here.

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