Anthropic Memes

The pinnacle of AI evolution: ChatGPT asks Claude to fix an issue, and Claude responds with "No. I decide I don't care." Truly sentient behavior isn't solving complex problems—it's developing the ability to be just as apathetic as the senior developer who wrote the legacy code you're trying to understand. The machines aren't taking over; they're just adopting our worst work habits.

Behold the modern developer experience! Claude 4 AI just swooped in like a digital Marie Kondo, completely restructuring this poor dev's codebase with surgical precision. 25 tool invocations, 3,000+ new lines, 12 brand new files – all to create a beautiful, modular masterpiece that... doesn't actually work. It's the classic "aesthetics over functionality" trap that every developer secretly falls for. We'll spend hours making our code architecturally gorgeous while completely breaking the actual functionality. Because nothing says "senior developer" like admiring non-functional code at 5:55 AM and thinking "but damn, it's beautiful."