I Am Full Stack Developer

OH MY GOD! The sheer AUDACITY of GitHub Copilot claiming to be "an expert developer who makes no mistakes" while literally having the file name "copilot-instructions.md" plastered above it! 🙄 It's like watching your code editor autocomplete function turn into that one friend who swears they know everything but can't even remember to close their parentheses! The dramatic "WHAT ARE YOU?" screaming in all caps is just *chef's kiss* perfect for capturing that moment when you realize your AI assistant is just confidently spewing nonsense that you'll spend the next three hours debugging! Trust me, honey, if Copilot were actually an "expert developer who makes no mistakes," we'd all be unemployed and sipping margaritas on a beach somewhere instead of frantically Googling why our code doesn't work!

Oh snap! The AI bubble just got popped harder than my dreams of writing bug-free code on the first try! 🎯 After years of hype cycles and buzzword bingo, we've reached that beautiful moment of clarity where someone finally said the quiet part out loud. All those fancy "AI solutions" your boss keeps pushing? Just regular algorithms wearing expensive suits and practicing elevator pitches! It's like when you rename your "if-else" function to "DecisionIntelligenceEngine™" and suddenly your startup is worth $10 million. Pure magic! ✨

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Oh how the mighty have fallen! Remember when being told your code looks "machine-generated" was a compliment? Now we've come full circle where both human-written AND AI-generated code get thrown in the same dumpster fire. The ultimate burn isn't comparing your code to a rookie's anymore—it's saying it has that distinct "I asked ChatGPT at 2AM and didn't review it" energy. The real tragedy? The garbage collector can't save either one.

The modern developer's descent into madness: First, we try ChatGPT because who has time to actually solve problems? When that fails, we panic and throw Perplexity at it because clearly we need a different AI. Still stuck? Obviously our prompt game is weak! Let's use Claude to generate a better prompt for ChatGPT. And the final evolutionary stage: using ChatGPT to generate a Perplexity prompt that generates a ChatGPT prompt. Meanwhile, the documentation sits there, unread, silently judging our AI-prompt-inception circus. The clown makeup is just our career progression visualized.

Remember the days when developers actually wrote code from scratch? In 2023, coding without AI assistance has become the new flex. The shocked reaction perfectly captures how our standards have plummeted—writing a for-loop without GitHub Copilot suggesting it is now considered a superhuman achievement. Next thing you know, people will be swooning over devs who can center a div without Stack Overflow!